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Posted 07 February 2005 - 09:29 PM
Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down................ by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped..... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
Posted 08 February 2005 - 12:36 AM
I actually worked with a woman that looked like that, and her fat roll hung down to her knees!! NOT A JOKE WHAT SO EVER!! It was very disgusting, but you would rather see the picture above than to see them walk. They actually kick around their stomach with their thighs, and they have to take baby steps to keep their balance.
I rather you Hate me for who I am, then Love me for who I'm not
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