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#1 pastol

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Posted 19 March 2015 - 06:30 PM

No, this is not about a group of jerks. It is what it says. An asshole a day. I subscribed to the asshole of the day club and now I get a photo of a different balloon knot every day delivered in an unmarked brown paper bag directly to my front door in the dead of night.

 

What really happened turned out to be even funnier. So I was perusing some torrents and ran across one called "Amateur Assholes." This caught my eye (not the brown one) because I had to think about the difference between amateur and professional assholes. Once I got past that I figured "What the heck?" So I downloaded it. Then I opened it a few days later and holy shit & bananas this file has 1227 photos in it.  :haha:  And it is called "Ass Hole MegaPack #4." :rofl:  Now think about that. Whoever gathered up 1227 pics of the male asshole has done this at least 3 times previously! Sheesh! Some people's kids! Get a job! OK so he probably has a Web crawler doing most of the time consuming part of it, but sifting through all of the shit (no pun intended) must take hours. Whatever, I am now the proud owner of more assholes than I ever thought were really necessary.

 

Details: Some of the pics don't really show ass hole per se. For example:

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And some are just a tad off with the lighting and/or angle:

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But most of them are dead on assholes:

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Granted, most are wider shots and not the IN YOUR FACE rusty bullet hole as above. BUTT, there is quite an assortment. All ages, sizes, colors, levels of usage, and of course, from the hairiest to the not-so-much-as-peach fuzz types. Some come with multiple photos of the same guy, and some are NOT really amateur at all.

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#2 pastol

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Posted 19 March 2015 - 06:34 PM

I uploaded that last one by mistake and the forum won't let me delete it. <ASSHOLE!>


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Posted 19 March 2015 - 06:49 PM

Always something to look forward to here on TF! :love3:

 

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#4 Smokeshadow

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Posted 19 March 2015 - 09:31 PM

Pastol - I still think you ought to do an "AssHole du Jour" over in the Kitchen Table section and be sure to include such notables as Ted Cruz, Rick Perry, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr actually any  conservative, Republican (not necessarily the same thing :biggrin: ). Feaux Noise talking head who happens to open their mouth and without realizing it manages to insert their custom made Oxfords in it :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

anyway. . .here is a not-quite an AssHole :love1:

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#5 pastol

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Posted 19 March 2015 - 10:50 PM

Ha, I think we all know who they are Smokey and they aren't much fun or sexy.

 

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 05:07 AM

Butts galore!  :lol:


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:23 PM

had to find one quick to join in the fun here!

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#8 pastol

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 06:37 PM

Would it be wrong to complain that the view of the actual asshole is being blocked?

 

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 09:46 PM

^^If you are dissatisfied with Pastol's entry, how about this one? :wiggleass:

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:36 AM

Oh MY what a recovery! :love3:


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