She's a badass and I'd eat her pussy. LOL Seriously though.
Here's a really nice performance where her attire is not as fetching but stunning (and so is her fanboy). Interesting piece on all accounts.
Here you go! Make all your wet dreams come true! Lol!!!
I'm not a fan of Hauser by himself. Most of his solo videos have background performers who never get credit and it irks me. And he comes off like he's baby jicama's gift to women, and men. I much prefer Luka (his '2 cellos' counterpart) all around. Pretty to look at, and talented. And as long as I don't have to watch them starting at themselves in mirrors I guess it's all good!!
The countdown is at 7 days! Bus to Puerto Vallarta. I leave at 1:00 am and am scheduled to arrive at 9:45 am. Taking the overnight bus because watching them drive the mountain road with switchbacks and dropoffs only needed to happen once! Check-in isn't until 3:00 pm or 4:00 pm, so I'll just bum around for a while. Cuates y Cuetes is one of my favorite places, primarily because of the webcam I can watch when I need a Puerto Vallarta fix. But the food is good and the beer is cold. Nice place to park my ass for a couple of hours and watch the people watching the people. I still haven't decided if I am going to go skydiving while I'm there.
Then I'm off to México City for a week. I Arrive on Saturday, and have a 2 bedroom AirBnB to myself until Tuesday when my idiot nephew's previous girlfriend, Jessie, arrives (she kept him from abusing alcohol and drugs). Will hit museums, parks, hopefully Xochimilco, and of course Teotihuacan for a few pyramids.
The next Saturday we're off to Acapulco. I haven't decided if we should fly or take a 5 hour bus. Prices are about the same either way, just depends on what we want to see and how we want to see it. Really, by the time you get to the airport early, check in, go through security, sit on the tarmac, fly to the destination, then repeat everything in reverse, it's only about an extra hour or two by bus.
Acapulco for a week! Zipline across the bay should be fun, and we'll go get snacks/dinner at the Mirador hotels restaurant so we'll have a ringside seat to watch the cliff divers. I'd like to go a little north to either Pie de la Cuesta or Barra de Coyuca (google/google map them and look at photos). My first trip down I was with a friend originally from México City and she had us take a city bus, two collectivos (vans turned into buses) and a rickety little boat. I think I'll pop for the tour this time! Jessie wants to go to Isla la Roqueta and I think I've figured out the locals way to do it on the cheap without having to do a big tour. There's an embarcadero where you can grab a boat - looks like two options, one just takes you there and the other does a little tour thing on the way (glass bottom boat, stop at the virgin of something statue, has a guy dive off a cliff ... ). We'll see!
Leaving Acapulco on a friday instead of Saturday because the airfare was considerably less. I'd prefer to have stayed the extra day, but my wallet said otherwise. Flying up to Seattle so I can winterize the house - then I'll be coming back to Mazatlán in early January.
Here's the webcam for Cuates y Cuetes in case you are in need of some Puerto Vallarta beach time! The camera rotates every few seconds, and you can click on the arrows in the lower right (hover over the image) to enlarge it.
Dude, you've got "monkeys"??? I thought men only had one
Sometimes I have a left handed monkey. Sometimes a right handed monkey. Occasionally my monkey likes toys; or lube. There are even times when my monkey likes an audience. So many different monkeys in one little monkey body!