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#3141 Smokeshadow

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 08:54 PM

Could it also be considered under-the-bottom?  :confused5:


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Posted 19 July 2019 - 10:53 PM

Could it also be considered under-the-bottom?  :confused5:

I like to top from the bottom. :love3:


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Posted 21 July 2019 - 01:57 PM

:haha:   :haha:   :haha:   :haha:   :haha: 

 

 

And, poor Hugh Jackman just looses it  :laugh:


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Posted 06 August 2019 - 10:42 AM


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Posted 13 August 2019 - 09:45 AM

So, this is what happens when one replys to spam e-mails  :haha:   :haha:   :haha:   :haha:   :haha:

 

 


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Posted 13 August 2019 - 04:51 PM

So, this is what happens when one replys to spam e-mails  :haha:   :haha:   :haha:   :haha:   :haha:

 

 

 

I've been getting the spam calls now that leave a message saying my social security number has been suspended due to "suspicious activity" :)  OMG.  I'm just tempted to make them my new best friends.  The people from "Microsoft" (say it with a very thick New Deli accent) don't call anymore because I ask them if they want me to hurt their asses with my giant penis.  The collection agency calling for Mr. Henry Day, who picked my number out of the air and told them it was his contact number, got repeated calls from me - every 15 minutes for about 3 or 4 hours, where I'd say - "Please hold a moment, I have important issues to discuss with you".  I would then hang up.  The last call I made I asked if they were taking my number off their call list, as I was retired and could make it my hobby to harass them as much as they were me.  Calls stopped.  And they'd been calling for months, and each time I'd politely say there was no such person at that number and please take it off their calling list.  They'd promise not to call again.  Then they would.  I miss them, and hope they're doing well.


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Posted 14 August 2019 - 08:21 PM

 

I've been getting the spam calls now that leave a message saying my social security number has been suspended due to "suspicious activity" :)  OMG.  I'm just tempted to make them my new best friends.  The people from "Microsoft" (say it with a very thick New Deli accent) don't call anymore because I ask them if they want me to hurt their asses with my giant penis.  The collection agency calling for Mr. Henry Day, who picked my number out of the air and told them it was his contact number, got repeated calls from me - every 15 minutes for about 3 or 4 hours, where I'd say - "Please hold a moment, I have important issues to discuss with you".  I would then hang up.  The last call I made I asked if they were taking my number off their call list, as I was retired and could make it my hobby to harass them as much as they were me.  Calls stopped.  And they'd been calling for months, and each time I'd politely say there was no such person at that number and please take it off their calling list.  They'd promise not to call again.  Then they would.  I miss them, and hope they're doing well.

I've implemented a policy of NEVER answering ANY calls I do not know and responding only to legit voicemails and blocking all others on the fly. I've been strict about it and it is working wonderfully for me. I'm just too damn busy for all the dumb shit. :love3:


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