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#4731 Bj1

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Posted 19 April 2019 - 02:33 PM

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#4732 Bj1

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Posted 22 April 2019 - 10:23 AM


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#4733 Scott

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Posted 25 April 2019 - 02:17 PM

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#4734 Smokeshadow

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Posted 13 May 2019 - 01:33 PM

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.  The taxi driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman, but making an attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said: "What's wrong with you honey, have you never seen a naked woman before?"

The old Jewish driver slowly answered with a heavy Jiddish accent: "Let me tell you sumsing, lady, I vasn't staring at you like you tink. Dat vould not be proper."

The woman giggled and responded: "Well if you're not staring at my boobs or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her, "vell..... M'am, I am looking, and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping da money to pay for dis ride?"
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#4735 Bj1

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Posted 22 May 2019 - 07:06 PM


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#4736 Smokeshadow

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Posted 05 June 2019 - 02:44 PM

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Posted 05 June 2019 - 04:06 PM

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#4738 Smokeshadow

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Posted 06 June 2019 - 09:21 PM

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